Off Duty Log , Stardate 240

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| USS Gemini StarDate: 240109.01 |
| Star Trek: Gemini "Holosim: 20th Century Sub" |
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| Sim Log: 240109.01 |
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[21:59] <@+LtCmdrKody> ATTENTION ON DECK!!
[21:59] <@LtCmdrPhillips> ::attn::
[21:59] <@+EnsKavek> ::attn::
[21:59] <@+LtCmdrKirk> ::Attn::
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[22:00] *** npsX sets mode: +v EnsMark
[22:00] <+EnsMark> <<sorry i am late>>>
[22:00] <+EnsMark> ::attn::
[22:00] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> ::attn::
[22:01] *** EnsKavek sets mode: +o EnsMark
[22:01] <@+LtCmdrKody> ::snaps to attention next to Plekanov:: Your crew is
at attention and awating your orders, Sir.
[22:01] <@LtJg-^KorrdX^> ::attn::
[22:02] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> Excellent. ::begins to pace::
[22:02] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> I'm unaware of where we should be going with the
plot tonight, which can only mean one thing: HoloSim.
[22:02] <@+EnsKavek> ::coughs and chokes::
[22:02] <@LtJg-^KorrdX^> <<::turns on some music to liven up the sim:: ;) >>
[22:03] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> Tonight we're going to be SIMing as the crew of a
20th-century nuclear sub. All of you have the same ranks, same positions,
same everything. We'll call the sub... the Gemini. No mention of
24th-century activities will be allowed.
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[22:03] *** npsX sets mode: +v Jax
[22:03] *** LtJg-^KorrdX^ sets mode: +o Jax
[22:04] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> Anybody have any questions on this?
[22:04] <@+EnsKavek> ::raises his hand::
[22:04] <@+LtCmdrKody> None, Sir. ::smiles::
[22:04] <@+EnsMark> none
[22:04] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> Kavek?
[22:04] <@LtJg-^KorrdX^> ::raises his hand::
[22:05] <@+EnsKavek> I am unfamiliar with 20th-century technology, sir
[22:05] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> Darn. Korrd?
[22:05] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> none here sir ::thanks god was just on ww II
sub not long ago::
[22:06] <@LtJg-^KorrdX^> Are we allowed to drown anyone? Can we be a Russian
sub? ;)
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[22:06] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> Nah, we're going to be a US Sub. Since starfleet
is good, and the US is also *supposedly* good, it makes more sense to be a
US sub (and the US has more power). No, you can't drown anyone at the
moment.
[22:07] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> <>
[22:07] <@+EnsKavek> <<what do you mean *supposedly* good...?>>
[22:07] *** Jax is now known as LtO`Leary
[22:07] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> ::goes back to attn::
[22:07] <@LtJg-^KorrdX^> <<Yah know, this is a good sim to promote someone
because we can push them in the water after they`re promoted ;) >>
[22:07] <@+EnsKavek> <<We da' bomb baby :)>>
[22:07] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> <>
[22:08] <@+EnsKavek> <>
[22:08] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> Alright, if there's nothing else..........
[22:08] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> <<lol>>
[22:08] <@LtJg-^KorrdX^> <<make it TBC then ;) >>
[22:08] <@+EnsKavek> <<::slumps:: darn>>
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[22:08] <@+EnsKavek> We got a fainter!
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[22:09] <+EnsMark> <<sorry comptuer froze
[22:09] <+EnsMark> >>
[22:09] <@+LtCmdrKirk> ::Yawns and leans against the wall of the engine
room::
[22:09] <@LtJg-^KorrdX^> <<Did subs even have a SickBay?? >>
[22:09] <+EnsMark> ::stands next to kirk bored with nothing to do::
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[22:09] *** npsX sets mode: +v LtCmdrSarek_B
[22:09] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> ::looks over at Kody::long voyage
[22:09] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> ::stands in whatever they call the bridge and
clears his throat:: Prepare to submerge...
[22:09] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> <<yes>>
[22:09] <@+LtO`Leary> <And what would ops dooo?
[22:09] <@+LtO`Leary> >>
[22:10] <@+LtCmdrKody> ::stands on the bridge of the sub, wearing officer
blues:: Aye, that it has been.
[22:10] <@+EnsKavek> ::sits at the navigation controls::
[22:10] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> <<major ops and flow distribution to
enginering etc as usual>>
[22:10] <@+EnsKavek> <<in other words, when he says "blow main ballasts!"
you'd better damn well do it! :P>>
[22:10] <@LtJg-^KorrdX^> <<DAMN! I cant phaser Kirk anymore ::frowns:: Oh
well, I still got my double barrel shotgun and my tazer at handy ;) >>
[22:11] <@+LtCmdrKirk> <<Ever seen the inside of a US Nuclear sub torpedo
tube?>>
[22:11] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> <<yes>>
[22:11] <+LtCmdrSarek_B> <<ftb3(SS) here... really>>
[22:11] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> ::stands:: Alright... begin submerging....
[22:11] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> <<cut the ooc and sim guys>>
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[22:12] <@+LtCmdrKody> ::turns around and flips on the ship com:: All
stations prepare for diving!
[22:12] <@+EnsKavek> ::looks over the navigation controls and wonders which
one is the right one to start the submersion sequence::
[22:12] <@+LtCmdrSarek_B> ::looks into sonar room:: sonar any contacts?
[22:12] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> ACTION: TAPPING works. Although it is a
technology that didn't exist in the 20th-century, we're going to magically
place it there.
[22:12] <@+EnsKavek> ::puts one hand over his eyes and takes a 'stab in the
dark' picking a random button and pushing it::
[22:12] <@+LtCmdrKirk> <<Tapping?>>
[22:13] <@LtJg-^KorrdX^> ::hears some whales in the ocean::
[22:13] <@+EnsKavek> <<+taps+>>
[22:13] <@+LtCmdrKirk> <<Ah of course>>
[22:13] <@+LtCmdrSarek_B> sonarop> no sir commander, just some biologicals
[22:13] <@+LtCmdrKirk> <<How quaint>>
[22:13] <@+LtCmdrKody> ::crosses his arms behind his back and looks over the
ships 'Chirstmas Tree'::
[22:13] *** LtCmdrSarek_B is now known as LtCmdrSarek
[22:13] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> <<they did have tapping sir, individual comes
through hand held receivers sir>>
[22:13] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> <<coms>>
[22:13] <@+EnsKavek> <<we should play something from U-571!>>
[22:13] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> <<They didn't tap their chest. 'nuff said>>
[22:13] <@+LtCmdrKody> << the subs, 'Christmas Tree' is a large board with
red/green lights that show what hatches/vents/airlocks are open, btw ;) >>
[22:14] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> <<:P>>
[22:14] <@+EnsKavek> <<let's capture a Russian U-boat!>>
[22:14] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> ::sits in his chair:: Damnation, have we dived
YET?
[22:14] <@LtJg-^KorrdX^> <<anyone here ever seen "Up Parescope"?? ;) >>
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[22:14] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> <<SHHH and sim>>
[22:14] <+EnsMark> >>computer froze agaoin>>>
[22:14] <@+EnsKavek> ::looks over his shoulder:: Trying to find the right
one, sir!
[22:15] <@+LtCmdrKody> ::watches the lights shift to green, and then winces
at the captians tone:: All hatchs closed sir, boards show green. +com+ Dive
Dive Dive!
[22:15] <+EnsMark> ::stands in the engine from:: Kirk !! what would you like
me to do?
[22:15] *** EnsKavek is now known as EnsJonS
[22:15] *** LtCmdrKirk is now known as LtCmdrKirk-E
[22:15] <@+EnsJonS> ::pushes the button and hopes it's the right one::
[22:15] <@+LtCmdrKirk-E> Nothing much we can do, just lean back and wait for
orders
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[22:15] *** npsX sets mode: +v Tempus
[22:16] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> ::walks over to kavek in a grumpy mood and
presses the right button:: (m) They never train you guys, any more, do they
Ensign?
[22:16] <+EnsMark> RIght!:leans back boarded::
[22:16] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> +taps+ Plekanov to Kirk, Lean back and wait for
orders!
[22:16] <@+EnsJonS> ::looks at the commander nervously:: Uhh..I..guess..not,
sir
[22:16] <@+LtCmdrSarek> ::glances at ensmark noticing the lack of gold
dolphins on his overalls::
[22:16] <@+LtCmdrKirk-E> +taps+ Aye sir, Already on it sir
[22:16] *** EnsJonS sets mode: +o EnsMark
[22:16] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> +Taps+ Excellent, Plekanov out.
[22:16] <@+EnsMark> ::looks at sarek::
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[22:17] <@+LtCmdrKody> ::moves over and looks down at the radar::
[22:17] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> ::looks over to Kavek:: See? That Kirk knows my
orders before I even SAY them. You need to be more like him.
[22:17] <@+EnsMark> Sarek is there a reason your looking at me?
[22:17] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> ::waits for orders from kody::
[22:17] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> <<Radar? Sonar is better underwater, I thought>>
[22:17] *** Cheif_Mills|Eating is now known as Ens_Valorek
[22:17] <@+EnsJonS> ::turns back to control panel:: (m) More like him...HA!
[22:17] <@+LtCmdrKody> << radar/sonar station >>
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[22:18] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> ACTION: The Submarine finally dives....
[22:18] <@+LtCmdrSarek> no ensign, just looking forward to starting your
qualifications
[22:18] <@+LtCmdrSarek> ::cracks knuckles together::
[22:18] <@Ens_Valorek> <<ok guys, coudl I get an update?>>
[22:18] <@+LtCmdrKody> ::grunts as the ship dives:: Took them long enough..
gotta run more drills..
[22:18] <@+LtCmdrSarek> con sonar!
[22:18] <@Ens_Valorek> <<and Am I acting CTAC still?>>
[22:18] <@+EnsMark> AH i see. Well hope i am qulified ::Walks over and
checks gages on the engine::
[22:18] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> ::thinks about taking my own personal
inspectio0n tour as we dive::
[22:18] <@+LtCmdrSarek> sonarop> no contacts mr.sarek
[22:19] <@+LtCmdrSarek> very well.
[22:19] <@+LtCmdrSarek> ::turns toward captian:: captain, we are free and
clear to navigate
[22:19] <@+EnsJonS> ::looks over the control panel:: Course 183 mark 32,
bearing 243.4. Speed, 15 knots
[22:19] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> ::suddenly jumps out of his seat:: WAIT A MINUTE!
Seamen McCloud was wiping the top deck before we dived!
[22:20] <@+EnsJonS> ::snaps his fingers:: I knew we forgot something!
[22:20] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> ::watches sonar over kody's back::
[22:20] <@Ens_Valorek> ::laughs::
[22:20] <@Ens_Valorek> poor guy
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[22:20] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> That's the third one this week to go...
[22:20] <@+LtCmdrKody> ::Stands up and looks at the captian:: Doh..
[22:21] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> What ashame... somebody remember to send his
family the care package the next time we get some leave.
[22:21] <@Ens_Valorek> <<oops, forgot I was Vulcan, scrathc the luaghing for
the raising of an eyebrow ;)>>
[22:21] <@+EnsJonS> Maybe Fleet Command should start warning the seaman
about this sub before they join, sir...
[22:21] <@Ens_Valorek> Indeed
[22:21] <@+LtCmdrKirk-E> ::Leans back more::
[22:21] <@+EnsJonS> (m) More like the commander...
[22:21] <@LtJg-^KorrdX^> ::starts getting seasick and throws up all over
sickbay::
[22:21] <@+LtCmdrKody> ::notcies Kath standing next to him:: Ahh, Kath.
could you take the sonar station? ::Smiles::
[22:22] <@+LtCmdrSarek> ::leans into sonar shack:: any small contacts on the
surface?
[22:22] <@Ens_Valorek> ::Turns to the captain:: Sir, the torpedo system
seems to be my duty, and it is functioning properly, as well as no sonar
output.
[22:22] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> Heavens, no. My longtime idle Ms. Frizzle from
"The Magic Schoolbus" book series always said to make mistakes. I'm going to
order EVERYONE on this vessel to read "The Magic Schoolbus" books, soon.
[22:22] <@+LtCmdrSarek> sonarop> no sir, no contacts
[22:23] <@Ens_Valorek> Magis Schoolbus sir?
[22:23] <@+EnsJonS> ::looks at the Plekanov bewildered:: But sir, I watch
the tv show
[22:23] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> Ah yes, the TV show will do. ::smiles::
[22:23] <@+EnsMark> ::walks over to the engine and sees a rat inside the
turbind::
[22:23] <@Ens_Valorek> TV? Ah yes, late 21 century entertainment device.
[22:23] <@+LtCmdrKody> ::notcies Kath standing next to him:: Ahh, Kath.
could you take the Commnications please.
[22:23] <@+EnsMark> ::shuts of the engines and tries to rescue the rat::
[22:23] <@+EnsJonS> ::nods satisforly, satisfactorily...nods with
satisfaction::
[22:23] <@+EnsMark> ::sirins go off:
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[22:24] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> ::nods::Yes, sir
[22:24] <@+LtCmdrKirk-E> ::Looks at Mark:: Another rat?
[22:24] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> ::sits at the console behind him and puts on
the headset flicking the on switches, listinening::
[22:24] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> +COM+ Attention, this is your Captain speaking.
Somebody shoot these damned rats!
[22:24] <@+EnsMark> Yes but this one could die i am going to keep the
engines ofline!!
[22:25] <@+EnsJonS> ::stands from his console and pulls out an 18th century
musket:: I got it sir
[22:25] <@+LtCmdrKirk-E> +COM+ Sir we have a rat situation, were taking care
of it now
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[22:25] <@+EnsMark> ::takes a wrench and tries and hits the rat but misses
and breaks a value as steam rushes into the capatment::
[22:25] <@LtJg-^KorrdX^> <<Yur not a Captain, yur a petty Lieutenant
Commander :P >>
[22:26] <@+EnsMark> Ekkkk!!!!
[22:26] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> <>
[22:26] <@+EnsJonS> <<sounds like fun...>>
[22:26] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> <<LOL go for it plek>>
[22:26] <@LtJg-^KorrdX^> <>
[22:26] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> <<Cut the ooc :p>>
[22:26] <@Ens_Valorek> <<ooh, sex sub-sounds like a place to have my honey
moon ;P >>
[22:26] <@+LtCmdrKirk-E> ::Steps away from the steam caughing a bid:: That
would be the steam valve
[22:26] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> <<you dont know the gme's history korrd lol>>
[22:26] <@+EnsJonS> ::slowly sets the musket back down and sits at the
navigation controls::
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[22:27] *** npsX sets mode: +v Humphie
[22:27] <@+EnsMark> ::crawls out and nocks a value off in the process::
[22:27] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> ACTION: Since the sub never stopped diving, we
suddenly make contact with the sea floor, causing everyone to fall over
[22:27] *** Humphie is now known as ObsHumph
[22:27] <@+LtCmdrKirk-E> ::Puts his foot up to keep him from falling::
[22:27] <@Ens_Valorek> This is not a good predicament, we are stuck
[22:27] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> ::Falls over:: Who forgot to stop the freaking
dive? I am going to have you all demoted to seamen!
[22:27] <@+LtCmdrSarek> ::stumbles and grabs a bulkhead for support::
[22:27] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> Sir, I am, getting sounds that may be off
another sub in the distance, its some sort of coded message....
[22:27] <@+EnsMark> ::falls out grabing a vlaue and breaking it in the
process::
[22:28] <@+LtCmdrKody> ::Stumbels , trying to grab the handraling but falls
backwards down the access lader:: AYIIEE!
[22:28] <@+EnsJonS> ::stumbles in his seat, quickly regaining balance and
pulling himself up:: Sorry sir, I thought I stopped our descent
[22:28] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> ::sets about decoding it and starts
laughing::
[22:28] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> ::stands and looks at Krysten:: Let's hear it...
[22:28] <@Ens_Valorek> the pressure constant in ratio to the non-existing
upward froce has initialy stuck us to the floor, it is impossible to get
back up.
[22:28] <@+LtCmdrKirk-E> ::Looks to mark and sees the valve break:: That
would be the 2nd valve out of six, we need four, try to be careful
[22:28] <@+EnsMark> ::looks up and sees he broke the enigne controle value::
Umm Kirk!!
[22:28] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> ::puts the encrypted version on the
speakers::
[22:28] <@+LtCmdrKody> ::Groans at the bottom and slwoly climbs back up to
the bridge::
[22:29] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> ::stands:: We'll see about that! Load the torpedo
bays!
[22:29] <@+LtCmdrKirk-E> Just patch it and it'll be fine ::Looks at the
other valves which are practically all patches::
[22:29] <@+EnsMark> ::throws hands up and bust anpother value:: I didn;t
mean to!!!!
[22:29] <@Ens_Valorek> I would advise against that sir.
[22:29] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> I manually decoded it, sir....It's the co's
wife asking him to pick up the groceries when they make it back to port...a
blooming shopping list, sir!
[22:29] <@+LtCmdrKody> ::Stumbels back onto the bridge, holding his head and
muttering somthing about needing seat belts::
[22:29] <@+EnsMark> Ooops
[22:29] <@+LtCmdrKirk-E> Thats three
[22:29] <@+EnsMark> heheheh
[22:29] <@Ens_Valorek> Submarines of this time had relatively weak
structural integrity.
[22:29] <@+EnsMark> I will fix it don;t worry ::grabs super glue::
[22:30] <@+LtCmdrKirk-E> Peachy
[22:30] <@+EnsJonS> <<yeah, but you seen that one stand up against Godzilla,
right?>>
[22:30] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> ::looks at Valorek:: We HAVE to load the torpedo
bays. After quite awhile of intense thinking, I have decided our only hope
is to shoot torpedos towards the floor to push us away.
[22:30] <@+LtCmdrSarek> sonar con? ::looks toward co::
[22:30] <@Ens_Valorek> Sir, That would be, impossible, we would destroy
ourselfs
[22:30] <@+LtCmdrPlekanov> ::looks at krysten:: Which wife?
[22:30] <@Ens_Valorek> the only hope is a tow of another vessel
[22:30] <@+LtCmdrKody> ::stumbels up next to the captian::
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Session Close: Sat Sep 01 22:31:31 2001

Session Start: Sat Sep 01 22:43:17 2001
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[22:43] *** Topic is '=/\= U.S.S. Gemini NCC-22349 B - Sovereign Class -
Gamma Subfleet =/\= http://www.ucip.org/gemini =/\= Commanding Officer:
Commander Richard Carpenter =/\= Next Sim: 240109.01 22:00 EST(-5 GMT) =/\=
Sim is now OUT OF SESSION =/\='
[22:43] *** Set by Gladiator on Sun Aug 26 18:55:00
[22:43] *** LtJg-^KorrdX^ sets mode: +o npsX
[22:43] *** npsX sets mode: +v npsX
[22:43] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> ::climbs up the ladder and opens the hatch to the
deck, looking around outside, noticing that we are surrounded by 2 Russian
Destroyers:: This can't be good... ::closes the hatch and comes back down::
We've got a little bit of a problem.
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(I'm sick of telling you to stop)))
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[22:44] <@EnsJonS> <<Uh...who's Tim?
[22:44] <@LtCmdrKody> ::looks up at the captian:: Checkov's subs again?
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[22:45] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> I owe the Russian fleet commander 5 bucks... that
explains why they are attacking us. Dive to 300 feet! NOW!
[22:45] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> ::Lets tanks fill::
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[22:45] <@EnsMark> ::stands bored::
[22:45] <@LtCmdrKody> +com+ DIVE DIVE DIVE! IT's Checkov's boys, and the cap
owes them money from the horse races again! DIVE!
[22:45] <@EnsJonS> But sir, we may not be able to surface if we dive again!
[22:46] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> ::Looks to Mark:: Prepare for deep submergance!
[22:46] <@EnsMark> ::right goes over and checks engines out and prep them
for use::
[22:46] <@EnsJonS> ::realizes something:: Isn't our "beloved captain"
Russian??
[22:46] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> ::cuts off all sound emitting equi[p::Sir, I
would sugest silent running, sir
[22:47] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> I'd rather die than give Checkov his money back.
<<let's not forget my character is from russia, and he has a russian accent,
folks>>
[22:47] <@LtCmdrKody> ::Blinks:: Who cares, he owes money, they will kill
for it, let dive!
[22:47] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> ::listens with only one headphone to ear::
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[22:47] <@EnsJonS> <>
[22:48] <@+LtJg-^KorrdX^> <>
[22:48] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> <<:D>>
[22:48] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> Alright, we're deep enough. Discontinue the dive
and turn off main power!
[22:49] <+Ens_Valorek> Sir, the Russian Submarines appear to be loading
depth charges
[22:49] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> +COM+ Only whisper, now! They will be dropping
those depth charges!
[22:49] <@EnsJonS> ::looks confused and wonders when we ever dived...::
[22:49] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> ::hears a jumble of mesgs between the two
subs::
[22:49] <+Ens_Valorek> <<listening device can hear it>>
[22:49] <@EnsMark> KIKR!!::YELLS::
[22:49] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> Yeah.....?
[22:49] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> +Com+ Be quiet, mark!
[22:49] <+Ens_Valorek> (w) everyone get away from the hull, the shock burst
can break a mans back.
[22:50] <@EnsJonS> ::listens carefully to the Russian destroyers::
[22:50] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> ::Gets against the hull::
[22:50] <@LtCmdrKody> ::walks over and stands next to the captian::
[22:50] <@EnsMark> sorry
[22:50] <+Ens_Valorek> ::thinks what an idiot::
[22:50] <@EnsMark> kirk!! i found another rat!!
[22:50] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> Good, save it
[22:50] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> ACTIONS: The quiet rumble of depth charges
exploding hundreds of feet away becomes apparent, as the sounds gradually
come closer
[22:50] <+Ens_Valorek> (w) I suggest that we forget about the rats and focus
on the task at ahand
[22:50] <@LtCmdrKody> ::lets a loud fart:: (q) Damn..
[22:50] <@EnsMark> Right!! Runs after it banging against many things to
cathc it::
[22:51] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> ::Watches Mark Get close to the main::
[22:51] <@EnsJonS> ::listens attentively:: (w) Splashes
[22:51] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> ::looks at kody:: (w) Get the vodka from the
liquor cabinet, now!
[22:51] <@EnsJonS> ::starts counting:: 5..
[22:51] <+Ens_Valorek> ::the sounds of the sensor echos gets apparently
louder and sharper with shorter time vairable:::
[22:51] <@EnsJonS> ..6
[22:52] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> ACTIONS: Just as the depth charges appear
EXTREMELY close, they suddenly stop
[22:52] <+Ens_Valorek> (q) Sir, the depth charges are getting closer
::explosions heard:: 5.....::explostion:: 4....
[22:52] <@LtCmdrKody> ::walks over, unlocks 5 locks on a steel safe, and
takes out a bottel of the finest vodka and hands it to the captian::
[22:52] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> ::Shouts:: THEY STOPPED!! HURRAY!!!
[22:52] <@EnsMark> ::YELLS:: I coaught the rat!!!!
[22:52] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> ::Notices they stopped:: Dammit!
[22:53] <+Ens_Valorek> (q) I suggest Quiet sir!
[22:53] <@LtCmdrKody> Whoooooo!! Ve Win!
[22:53] <@EnsJonS> ::slumps and lets out a loud sigh of relief, reaching for
the bottle of vodka in Plekanov's hand::
[22:53] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> ::turns on some loud music throughout the entire
ship, firing his pistol loaded with blanks into the air as he celebrates
with one of those party stramers in his mouth::
[22:53] <+Ens_Valorek> SIr! THat was JUST a ploy!
[22:53] <@EnsMark> Holds a wrince in hang and bangs on the hull in ecitement
and bustr a small hole in the hull:: Kirk!!
[22:53] <@EnsMark> ::watchs water speap in fast and faster::
[22:53] <+Ens_Valorek> ::sounds of new depth charges splashing the watter:
[22:53] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> No it wasn't! We really won! ::turns up the music
and keeps firing blanks into the air::
[22:54] <@EnsJonS> ::stops and looks wide-eyed at Plekanov:: You just fired
a gun inside a submarine...
[22:54] <@EnsMark> Kirki!! :runs ot him as water gushes in behind him::
[22:54] <+Ens_Valorek> Whatever, when you want sound and logical advise, I
will be in my quarters with the rats.
[22:54] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> SHIT.....ITS THE MAIN!
[22:54] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> I mean
[22:54] <+Ens_Valorek> ::gets up from station and walks off::
[22:54] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> Patch it up
[22:54] <@EnsMark> ::runs out of engineering: :WE need ot cloes the
hatch!!!!
[22:55] <@EnsMark> ITs to big!!!!
[22:55] <@EnsMark> Come on kirk!!!
[22:55] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> ACTIONS: Because of Plekanov's idiotic and loud
celebrating, the depth charges begin again, exploding mere inches from the
hull and causing the ship to shake from side to side
[22:56] <@EnsMark> *taps* Birdge we have a huge leak in enginering!!!
[22:56] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> ::falls from the chair onto the floor beside
the com console::
[22:56] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> ::Gets a large device that walks into the water::
Damn that hurts! ::Finnaly gets to the main and raps the device around it
and tightens it and the water slows, then he gets another and does the same,
then decideds to join the ship in its shake from side to side::
[22:56] <@LtCmdrKody> ::is dancing around the bridge, and then notcies the
main on the chrustmas tree board is red, and flood warnign are going off::
SIR!!! ::gets kncoked over by explosion::
[22:56] <+Ens_Valorek> {{Illogical humans, the Russsians of this time would
not just stop}}
[22:56] <@EnsMark> :::sees two more hole punch through::
[22:57] <@EnsMark> Kirk!! It s no use::
[22:57] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> ::He slams against the hull::
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey.....wait.......that.........feels.......better......my
back.....its.......back in allignent.....woooooo
[22:57] <@EnsJonS> ::stumbles and falls to the floor as the sub is violently
shaken by a depth-charge explosion, hitting his head on pipes from being
thrown in the air first::
[22:57] <@EnsMark> ::looks at kirk::
[22:57] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> I've got it! We have to swim out! ::climbs up the
ladder and opens the hatch, getting pushed down hard to the ground by the
water coming in::
[22:57] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> Sure it is ::Stands knee deep in water:: We have
alot more of these things......::Stands in waist deep water:: Wait a
minute.......
[22:58] <@EnsMark> ::sees tow more open above kirk:::
[22:58] <@EnsMark> Kirk come on!!!!!!!
[22:58] <@EnsJonS> ::would grab Plekanov and slam him down to the deck if he
weren't unconcious::
[22:59] <@LtCmdrKody> SIIIIRRR ::the bridge is flooded with water::
[22:59] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> ACTION: Moments after Plekanov opened up the main
hatch, the entire sub blows up from some depth charges and everyone dies
[22:59] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> ::Gets dragged under the water but grabs onto a
pipe:: Save yourself!!!! ::Dissapears under the water::
[22:59] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:59] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> We're dead! Now let's get drunk and play ping
pong!
[22:59] <@EnsMark> ::dives in and grabs kirk and tries to bring him abnove
water::
[22:59] <@LtCmdrKody> ::is blown clear of sub, and lives::
[22:59] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> ::Looks around:: What are all these clouds......
[22:59] <+Ens_Valorek> <<actually we are back on the holodeck>>
|---------------------------=End Sim=-------------------------------|
|--------------------------=Debriefing=-----------------------------|
[22:59] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> <<Laymans terms>>
[22:59] <+Ens_Valorek> ::raises eyebrow:: Opening the Hatch at -1000?
[22:59] <@LtCmdrKody> ATTENTION ON DECK!!
[22:59] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> ::Attn::
[22:59] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> ::attn::
[22:59] <+Ens_Valorek> ::attn::
[22:59] <@EnsMark> ::attn::
[23:00] <@LtCmdrKody> ::snaps to attention next to the Commander:: Crew at
attention, Sir.
[23:00] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> I can say with full certainty that this was a
proper, productive SIM.
[23:00] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> ::snickers and goes back to attn::
[23:01] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> Debriefing...
[23:01] <@EnsJonS> ::attn::
[23:02] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> Well, we tried to dive... ended up hitting a
ledge. We then tried to surface, and we were surrounded by two destroyers
who wanted me to pay back my 5 dollars from horse-racing. So we sank... and
we got blown up by their depth charges. What's the moral, you ask? I NEVER
gave back their stinkin money!
[23:03] <@EnsJonS> ::claps and cheers:: BRAVO!!
[23:03] <+Ens_Valorek> ::raises eyebrow:: Indeed, sir.
[23:03] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> I think we can all agree that THIS is how the subs
should be run in REAL life!
[23:03] <@EnsJonS> Indeed
[23:04] <+Ens_Valorek> <<LMAO!>>
[23:04] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> <<someare>>
[23:04] <@EnsMark> ::falls asleep::
[23:04] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> Are they any questions, conerns, money from
horse-racing that I owe any of you?
[23:04] <@EnsJonS> ::shakes Mark violently::
[23:04] <@LtjgKrystenJacobson> none here sir
[23:04] <@EnsJonS> ::raises his hand::
[23:04] <@EnsMark> ::Wakes up:: What What!!!
[23:04] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> Jonny boy?
[23:05] <@EnsJonS> I have a few points of interest for you, sir :)
[23:05] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> Nope.......wait......::Slips Plekanov a ten:: (w)
The poker game ::Nods and goes back to attn::
[23:05] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> Let's here them. ::lights up a cigar... on a
nuclear sub::
[23:05] <@EnsJonS> (quote) <Ens_Valorek> (w) everyone get way from the hull,
the shock burst can break a mans back. <LtCmdrKirk-E> ::Gets against the
hull::
[23:05] <+Ens_Valorek> <<lol@that, yea>>
[23:05] <@EnsJonS> (quote) <LtCmdrPlekanov> ACTION: Moments after Plekanov
opened up the main hatch, the entire sub blows up from some depth charges
and everyone dies <LtCmdrKirk-E> ::Gets dragged under the water but grabs
onto a pip:: Save yourself!!!! ::Dissapears under the water:: <LtCmdrKirk-E>
WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! <LtCmdrPlekanov> We're dead! Now let's get drunk and
play ping pong!
[23:06] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> I'll add one to the pot: <LtCmdrKirk-E> Nothing
much we can do, just lean back and wait for orders <LtCmdrPlekanov> +taps+
Plekanov to Kirk, Lean back and wait for orders!
[23:07] <@EnsJonS> ::Nods:: good one, sir
[23:07] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> Thankyou ::cheap grin:: Any others?
[23:07] <@LtCmdrKody> Nothing, sir
[23:07] <@EnsMark> ::falls alseep again::
[23:07] <+Ens_Valorek> um, I ve got one
[23:07] <@EnsMark> ::asleep::
[23:07] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> Yes, Valorek?
[23:07] <+Ens_Valorek> give me a sec to compose it
[23:08] <@EnsMark> ::snores loudly::
[23:09] <@EnsJonS> ::falls asleep, leaning on Mark and drooling on his
shoulder::
[23:09] <+Ens_Valorek> <Ens_Valorek> SIr! THat was JUST a ploy!::sounds of
new depth charges splashing the watter:<LtCmdrPlekanov> No it wasn't! We
really won! ::turns up the music and keeps firing blanks into the
air::<Ens_Valorek> Whatever, when you want sound and logical advise, I will
be in my quarters with the rats.<LtCmdrPlekanov> ACTIONS: Because of
Plekanov's idiotic and loud celebrating, the depth charges begin again, ex
[23:09] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> ::looks at krysten, since she's female:: Alright,
now that mark is asleep, YOU can sexually molest HIM! ::thumbs up::
[23:12] <@EnsJonS> ??
[23:12] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> What nuclear sub with a dead crew isn't complete
without sexual molestation, people? Oh well...
[23:12] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> Anything else?
[23:12] <@EnsJonS> ::nods::
[23:12] <@EnsJonS> No, sir
[23:12] <@EnsMark> :::snores::
[23:13] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> Will somebody wake him up?
[23:13] <@LtCmdrKirk-E> ::Taps mark::
[23:13] <@EnsJonS> ::shakes Mark violently again, slapping him from side to
side::
[23:13] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> If a female doesn't kiss him to wake him up... I
WILL!
[23:13] <@EnsJonS> This is fun. We should make a regular habit of this...
[23:13] <@EnsMark> ::wakes up:: NO YOu WSOnt!!!!!!!!
[23:14] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> There we go...
[23:14] <@LtCmdrPlekanov> GET OUT OF HEAR, YOU FOOLS! I mean.... ::smiles::
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