| 1. | Once you have their money, you never give it back. |
| 3. | Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to. |
| 6. | Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity. |
| 7. | Keep your ears open. |
| 8. | Small print leads to large risk. |
| 9. | Opportunity plus instinct equals profit. |
| 10. | Greed is eternal. |
| 13. | Anything worth doing is worth doing for money. |
| 16. | A deal is a deal (...until a better one comes along.) |
| 18. | A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all. |
| 19. | Satisfaction is not guaranteed. |
| 21. | Never place friendship above profit. |
| 22. | A wise man can hear profit in the wind. |
| 27. | There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman. |
| 31. | Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother. |
| 33. | It never hurts to suck up to the boss. |
| 34. | War is good for business. |
| 35. | Peace is good for business. |
| 40. | She can touch your lobes but never your latinum. |
| 41. | Profit is its own reward. |
| 44. | Never confuse wisdom with luck. |
| 47. | Never trust anyone whose suit is nicer than your own. |
| 48. | The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. |
| 52. | Never ask when you can take. |
| 57. | Good customers are as rare as latinum, treasure them. |
| 58. | There is no substitute for success. |
| 59. | Free advice is seldom cheap. |
| 60. | Keep your lies consistent. |
| 62. | The riskier the road, the greater the profit. |
| 65. | Win or lose, there's always Huyperian beetle snuff. |
| 75. | Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum. |
| 76. | Every once in a while declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. |
| 79. | Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge. |
| 82. | The flimsier the product, the higher the price. |
| 85. | Never let the competition know what you're thinking. |
| 89. | Ask not what your profits can do for you, ask what you can do for your profits. |
| 94. | Females and finances don't mix. |
| 97. | Enough...is never enough. |
| 98. | Every man has his price. |
| 99. | Trust is the biggest liability of all. |
| 102. | Nature decays, latinum last forever. |
| 103. | Sleep can interfere .... |
| 104. | Faith moves mountains...of inventory. |
| 106. | There is no honor in poverty. |
| 109. | Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. |
| 111. | Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them. |
| 112. | Never have sex with the boss's sister. |
| 113. | Always have sex with the boss. |
| 121. | Everything is for sale, including friendship. |
| 123. | Even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum. |
| 139. | Wives serve, brothers inherit. |
| 141. | Only fools pay retail. |
| 144. | There's nothing wrong with charity... as long as it winds up in your pocket. |
| 162. | Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit. |
| 177. | Know your enemies...but do business with them always. |
| 181. | Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit. |
| 189. | Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money. |
| 190. | Hear all, trust nothing. |
| 192. | Never cheat a Klingon... unless you're sure you can get away with it. |
| 194. | It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door. |
| 202. | The justification of profit is profit. |
| 203. | New customers are like razor toothed gree worms, they can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back. |
| 208. | Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer. |
| 211. | Employees are the rungs on the ladder to success. Don't hesitate to step on them. |
| 214. | Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach. |
| 217. | You can't free a fish from water. |
| 218. | Always know what you're buying. |
| 223. | Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox. |
| 229. | Latinum lasts longer than lust. |
| 236. | You can't buy fate. |
| 239. | Never be afraid to mislabel a product. |
| 242. | More is good... all is better. |
| 255. | A wife is a luxury... a smart accountant a necessity. |
| 261. | A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience. |
| 263. | Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum. |
| 266. | When in doubt, lie. |
| 284. | Deep down everyone's a Ferengi. |
| 285. | No good deed ever goes unpunished. |
